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Which Labour Candidate Would You Pick To Drive A Chelsea Truck Company Jeep Wrangler CJ300

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published on 11th August 2015 by Steve Whitaker
Which candidate would you prefer behind the wheel of a Chelsea Truck Company CJ300 Jeep Wrangler?

With the Labour leadership up for grabs a bitter campaign is taking place to replace former leader Ed Milliband, but is there a candidate you would like to see driving a CJ300 designed by Afzal Kahn.

Blairites and leftists please take note; this article is not an outright endorsement of any single candidate.

Flame Red For Corbyn 

The current favourite to replace Milliband, Jeremy Corbyn has set many tongues amongst commentators and the public alike with his no holds barred policies and comments which seem to have gained favour with a large portion of the public.

Bearing this in mind, we have no doubt that the MP for Islington would take delight in driving the Flame Red Jeep Wrangler Sahara V6 3.6 Petrol - Chelsea Truck Company CJ400.

The vehicle brings visions of a possibly victorious Corbyn driving across the nation’s cities and towns as Labour voters admire the exciting styling package which includes a four slot Chelsea Truck Company grille, quad exhaust system in stainless steel and 7.5” x 17” Jeep 1941 wheels in Satin black.

The veteran MP can ask for the interior of his choice, although we suspect he may just go for front (heated) and rear GTB sport seats centre glove box and armrests have all been re-upholstered in red quilted/perforated leather, reflecting his political persuasions.

For more information on the Flame Red CJ300 click here 

Burnham Volcanic Mist

The former Health Secretary was previously a cert for Labour leader; however a mixture of perceived dithering over his backing of the Tories’ welfare reforms along with his views on a range of policies has seen the Everton season ticket holder lose some ground on Corbyn.

However, write the wily politician off at your peril – he could be the comeback kid who in true John Wayne fashion rides into the sunset in a Volcanic Mist CJ300 - only to emerge as a true contender, ready to overcome the odds.

Burnham, who has promised to attend all Everton home games, even if he wins the leadership, could be seen driving the Volcanic Mist Chelsea Truck Company Jeep across Stanley Park to the home of bitter rivals Liverpool and burst into a rendition of the new Martinez song.

Furthermore, a combination of shadow chrome headlights, brake callipers finished in Liquid Red and a set of Kahn wheels could one day roll from Liverpool to the corridors of power of Westminster.

For more information on the Volcanic Mist CJ300 click here

Volcanic Bronze Kendall

So, we have a Labour leadership contender who has a fresh face and a sharp tongue...

The power dressing Blairite has been referred to as a childless spinster and was also cruelly asked about her weight by an overzealous journalist who was on the receiving end of an expletive.

Kendall has since risen above the comments and finds herself as a serious contender for the party leadership.

With Kendall behind the wheel of a Volcanic Bronze Satin CJ300 Jeep Wrangler, many high profile women could consider the Chelsea Truck Company CJ300 as their next vehicle.  

Up front sits a four-slot Chelsea Truck Company grille with industrial mesh between two smoked headlamps. Each of the side wing blades of the SUV show off their carbon fibre construction and the fuel filler door contrasts with the Volcanic Grey finish.

Piano Black door mirrors, door handles and roof, optional quad crosshair system with 100mm tailpipes and a Chelsea Truck Company spare wheel cover showcases the vehicle’s exclusivity.

So there you have, let’s see if Kendall arrives at Labour H.Q in a CJ300 Jeep Wrangler...

For more information on the Volcanic Bronze CJ300 click here 

Satin White Yvette Cooper 

Quite possibly the only candidate who looks like a Prime Minister, according to Richard Leese, in a column for the Guardian.  

That said - is she a good fit to drive a CJ300 to address journalists and local Labour activists?

Cooper seems to have an extremely honest and moral demeanour, whiter than white if you like, despite some possible shortcomings in terms of her agenda for change.

However, driving a Satin White Chelsea Truck Company Jeep would not come as a major surprise. The fact that the vehicle is equipped with a resplendent styling package makes it a ministerial vehicle –ideal for Cooper.

Thanks to a set of smoked headlamps, door entry sill plates in stainless steel, Jeep 1941 wheels in a 7.5 x 17” fitment with 245x75x17” tyres and a Chelsea Truck Company spare wheel cover, Cooper will be the talk of her constituency in Pontefract and Castleford and also throughout Westminster.

Is Cooper Prime Minister material? Time will tell, however, she certainly has what it takes to join the Chelsea Truck Company Club.  

For more information on the Satin White CJ300 click here
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